Friday, April 21, 2006

"Pentagon releases names of 558 prisoners held at Guantanamo" (One was Lebanese, apparently). LBC-TV will tomorrow claim that the Lebanese prisoner is "the best looking", the most "intelligent," the most enterprising, the most violent, the most famous, the most effective, and that he invented a cure for cancer in his cell, and that he once had an affair with Princess Diana. He will soon be featured on "From Lebanon.")